NSR = Need some roughage
T4W = Time for whiskey
TXT L8R = Can’t find reading glasses
WWIS = What was I saying?
IV-NV = My kid’s going to big-name college, neighbors jealous
JDTV? = Which channel has a Judi Dench movie tonight?
3dickPM = Read three detective novels this afternoon
M = Margaritaville
X2EZ = Crossword puzzle too easy
WILMA! = Lost my keys
WSWS = Wearing socks with sandals
RxV-->BW = Got Viagra prescription, just need Barry White cassettes
GOTMG = Going out to mulch garden
VROOM! = Got tires rotated
RB
80/20 = Spouse doing more and more of the talking
NPR = Sleep aid; no prescription required
ARF :-) = Dogs don’t talk
]CVG[ = Stuck in Conversational Vise-Grip
DdoTH = Don’t do the Hustle, ever
VCR Rut = Watching “Caddyshack” tonight
M = Mojitoville
Ahhh = Memorable smoke smell wafting from my kids’ rooms
Brrr = Wearing socks to bed
TN2WMP = Trying not to wet my pants
PNP = Peeing in pants
SEXTING? = We sure as hell didn’t need smartphones to get laid
[------] = Another funeral, can’t play poker/bridge/Scrabble ♦
