Humor & Cartoons
Shouts & Murmurs
Recommendations from the Guy Who Works at Your Local Dispensary
Turpentine Gelato, Fiscal Daydream, and . . . what was the question again?
By David Machajewski and Will Santino
Shouts & Murmurs
Ideas for the New York City Officials Implementing Rat Birth Control
Encourage male rats to recount the plots of “Dune” and “Dune: Part Two” on first dates.
By Meg Richardson
Shouts & Murmurs
How I Use the Internet, According to Nineties Action Movies
I pull up a digitized photo on the screen. Leaning in, I drag a bright-green box around a detail in the image, type rapidly for a full fifteen seconds, and then softly say, “Enhance.”
By James Folta
Shouts & Murmurs
Stories from the Trump Bible
And Jesus said to Pontius Pilate, “This trial is very unfair. You are a corrupt judge, and your wife is a very nasty woman.”
By Bruce Headlam and Stephen Sherrill
Sketchbook
Overheard in New York: Waiting for the Eclipse at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden
“She’s a flat-earther.”
By Anjali Chandrashekar
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Comics
Sketchbook
A Millionth-Anniversary Surprise
When one has been married forever, one sometimes feels that there is nothing new one will ever discover about one’s person, however . . .
By Roz Chast
Sketchpad
Signs of the New Season
Girl Scout cookie surplus, skimpy-clothes anxiety? It must be spring!
By Emily Flake
Shouts & Murmurs
Beyond Country: Forthcoming Beyoncé Albums in Surprising Genres
A German synth-pop record: Notable tracks include “If I Were Ein Boy,” “All the Single Fräulein,” and “Hälo.”
By Skyler Higley and Mads Horwath
Be Prepared (for Cookies)
Shouts & Murmurs
Rejected Girl Scout Cookies
Jumbo Samoas, the Thinnest Possible Mints, and other cookies that didn’t make the cut.
By Ella Quittner and Olivia de Recat
Shouts & Murmurs
Trump’s Advice for Girl Scouts
“Remember, as you become Woman Scouts, aim to be as thin as your mints.”
By Broti Gupta and Karen Chee
Shouts & Murmurs
The Truth About Girl Scout Cookies
As my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I began to make out small figures weaving between enormous pieces of machinery.
By Colin Stokes
Shouts & Murmurs
Introducing the Trump Scouts
Suburban kids have gotten weak, lazy, and “woke.” Trump Scouts will fix that.
By Trey Ellis
More Humor
Shouts & Murmurs
U.F.C. Fighter on How to Protect Yourself from Being Swept Off Your Feet
The Eye Gouge: The eye gouge prevents love at first sight by ending their sight. This is why the Three Stooges never got laid.
By Evan Waite
Shouts & Murmurs
I Can’t Stop Calling the National Guard
I called the National Guard when I overbaked my brownies and my smoke alarm went off; I called the National Guard when I underbaked my brownies and I was worried they might make me sick.
By Charlie Dektar
Shouts & Murmurs
Old-Fashioned Know-How
Kids today! You ever fought a forest fire that you yourself started? You ever had thirteen kids by seventeen different women?
By Alexis Wilkinson
Shouts & Murmurs
Depressing! You Cumulatively Spend Three Days a Year Playing a Game You Enjoy
Just think about how many better ways you could be spending that time—like by doing something you hate.
By Eddie Small
Shouts & Murmurs
What You’ve Been Missing in My Instagram’s “My Close Friends”
The photo of the weird spill on my jeans is exclusively for my Instagram close friends, sorry.
By Talib Babb
Shouts & Murmurs
Our Environmental Pledge
Because we are so dedicated to the future of this planet, our C-suite will no longer use the company’s private jets to drag-race in the sky.
By Megan Amram
Shouts & Murmurs
Cillian Murphy’s Bedtime Routine
5 P.M.: Call ’round to the pub and dine on a hearty meal of potatoes, bangers, and the knowledge that you are Christopher Nolan’s favorite.
By Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
Shouts & Murmurs
“The Real Housewives of Roku City”
These ladies bring tons of drama and are no strangers to a TV screen.
By Emma Soren
Shouts & Murmurs
Signs You Should Give Up on a Book
You’re using the book to squash bugs; you’re waiting for the book to initiate physical contact; you can’t stop thinking about Gary Oldman movies.
By JiJi Lee