Presented below are some alternate results for BuzzFeed’s popular quiz “What City Should You Actually Live In?”
Thanks for answering our multiple-choice questions!
Here’s the city you were meant to live in:
You Got: Tokyo, Japan
You’ve always been ahead of the curve, and Tokyo is the most futuristic city around. But that’s not why you got Tokyo. No, remember when we asked you which food you can’t live without, and you said sushi? Boom! Japan. The other questions were just to distract you from our sneaky racial profiling. (Guilty!) You need to be in Japan—for the sushi!
You Got: Dover, Delaware
Wow. You are so nice. Did anyone ever tell you how nice you are? In fact, has anyone ever described you as anything besides nice? Nope. You are nice. And that’s why you would not be bored in Dover. First of all, it’s the second-largest city in Delaware, so that’s something you will bring up in most conversations. And you really enjoy sitting in silence?
You Got: Washington, D.C.
Ever noticed how you begin each sentence with “When I become President … ” They do this in Washington!
You Got: Anguilla/St. Barts/Cannes
Based on how you answered “How much money do you like to set on fire?,” you should live in any of these interchangeably luxurious retreats for the fantastically rich. Don’t worry about us; just go enjoy yourself. Haha. Post some pictures. Haha. Maybe some by the pool? Haha. Oh man, is that a bar in the pool? Haha. Anguilla looks like it rocks. Haha. Maybe I should go as your guest next time. Haha. Right? Haha. If I went as your guest? Wouldn’t that be fun? Haha … haha. We are best friends.
You Got: Colonial Williamsburg
You’re an old soul, trapped in an old body, who was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and are now trapped in the future. You can find work as a blacksmith. It will help you cope. Just know that slavery ended, and those are actors, you nut. I’ll come and get you when I find a way to send you back to the seventeen-hundreds. I’m sorry this happened to you.
You Got: Mail
Just kidding. I love that joke. You should have seen your face. No, seriously, you got “The Post Office.” I know that’s not technically a city, but the answers don’t lie.
You Got: iPhone
You would be happiest living in your iPhone. Find a quiet spot near an outlet, plug in your charger, and just scroll, man, scroll. Never look up again. Not if you can help it. Once in a while, take your “family” on a vacation to places like bathrooms.
You Got: Bed
This is based on your answer to “How Tired Are You?” and on your inability to answer “What’s the point?” You would love bed.
You Got: Space!
Whoa! Nice work. You need to live in outer space. You’re just not cut out for this planet. You need to leave. Take oxygen.
You Got: The sun!
Why did you answer that your favorite gas is hydrogen? Now you have to go.
You Got: Heaven!
Based on your desire for “easy living,” heaven is the place where you were born to live. Sure, you have to die to live there, but it sounds like you’re already dying to live there. Sorry, just a little heaven humor.
You Got: Hell!
Fuck you, Charles. Get your own damn girlfriend.
You Got: “In My Apartment”!
Lisa Monroe, will you be my friggin’ wife?
You Got: “With Hootie and the Blowfish”!
Well, don’t just stand there! Go find them!
Photograph by Vasco Mourão.
