Children’s Books for the One Per Cent

ILLUSTRATION BY VICTOR KERLOW
ILLUSTRATION BY VICTOR KERLOW

“Make Way for Duplexes”

“Charlotte’s Web-Hosting Company Acquired by Google for Eighty-Four Million Dollars”

“Goodnight, Doorman”

“The Trump Pet Swan”

“One Porsche, Two Porsche, Red Porsche, New Porsche”

“Curious Jean-Georges Makes a Tasting Menu”

“The Louis Vuitton, the Versace, and the Wardrobe”

“If You Give a Maid a Sick Day”

“Dalton and Harvard for Francis”

“Truffle Bunny”

“Little House on the Côte d’Azur”

“The Very Haughty Croquet Player”

“Harriet the Spa Receptionist”

“Oh, the Faces You’ll Lift”

“Where the White Thin People Are”

“Really? Rosé?”

“The Giving Annuity”

“(Screaming Eagle) Cabs for Sale”

“Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Trader”

“Where’s the Waldorf?”